Lighten up with a little dark humor!

Welcome :) I'm Alex Vale, a nonbinary stand-up comedian and author. Come snoop on my life as I write a fantasy novel, doodle, and tour open mics.

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Big LOTK release updates

This just in: Legend of the Keyholders pre-orders, a 50-page sneak peek for pass holders, and book drop dates!

Dracarys, cream and sugar, plz

How to heat your coffee at the U-Scald Cafe: A comic

Why I self-publish against all odds

So, what could possibly be the advantage of self-publishing in the enormous and competitive arena of fantasy fiction? Here's my hot take.

Oh, Autocorrect... Bless!

I have decided to start illustrating select Autocorrect moments because: fun. Today's feature: FISH HITS THE FAN!