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Writing skills,
drawing skills,
bo staff skills*

* By "bo staff" I mean production pipeline management and stand-up comedy.

Every Fourth

Unlock free fiction, field notes, funny stuff, and 15% off on merch!

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Photo of Alex Vale wearing glasses and necktie

Photos of Alex on this page by Nellie Beavers

Alex Vale (that's me) deliberately chose to be a dark humor writer, creative brand director, and digital nomad.

Alex (yes, I'm still writing about myself in the 3rd person) is based in the U.S., but works remotely, stateside, and abroad.


They speak at universities, comedy open mics, and random all-you-can-eat taco Tuesday joints, nationwide.

They love long walks on distant beaches, chances to roller skate, and anything about mysterious glyph languages.


Wanna friend Alex? Fantastic!


They send an F-ing email every fourth Friday, featuring something fiction, something funny, nomad field notes, freebies, plus 15% off merch, and more flippin' F-word things for members only!

And you guessed it... signing up is Free!



Apparently, I write books now... like books, plural?

Cat Mann Is PAX - Legend of the Keyholders Book Cover


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