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Writing skills,
drawing skills,
bo staff skills*

* By "bo staff" I mean production pipeline management and stand-up comedy.

Every Fourth
Friday

Unlock free fiction, field notes, funny stuff, and 15% off on merch!

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About

ABOUT

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Alex Vale (that's me) deliberately chose to be a dark humor writer, creative brand director, and digital nomad.

Alex (yes, I'm still writing about myself in the 3rd person) is based in the U.S., but works remotely, stateside, and abroad.

 

They speak at universities, comedy open mics, and random all-you-can-eat taco Tuesday joints, nationwide.

They love long walks on distant beaches, chances to roller skate, and anything about mysterious glyph languages.

 

Wanna friend Alex? Fantastic!

 

They send an F-ing email every fourth Friday, featuring something fiction, something funny, nomad field notes, freebies, plus 15% off merch, and more flippin' F-word things for subscribers only!

And you guessed it... signing up is Free!

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FEATURED WRITING

I couldn't really be a painter or musician...  It all just turned into storytelling...

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COMING SOON!

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Dreaming about becoming a digital nomad, but feel low-key exhausted even thinking where to start?

Huzzah! I'm announcing a thing exactly for you that's 100% WANDER and 0% LUST!

 

This May, details drop right here on my list!

PRODUCTION SERVICES

Liking this whole vibe?
Team up with Alex to produce your next project!

Speaking
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Get my free 10-page guide on finding your project's missing piece and using the free consult process to set the tone for a great working relationship.

 

Hit "Get Started" and I'll send the guide plus my most recent pricing and packages list right to your inbox!

WHAT PEOPLE SAY BEHIND MY BACK

Patrick A

Now that's design.

Nellie B

On brand, on message, and on time.

Fredrick K

Amazing and thoughtful work.

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